CHATTY GARGOYLE
Denver International Airport is full of conspiracies. Secret tunnels. Lizard people. Talking gargoyles? Greg is now stationed at DIA full-time—gossiping with travelers and poking fun at passersby. Check out some of my favorite quotes of his (that are actually mine. Shhh.)
Let TikTok do the talking.
This one naturally went viral—with millions of users showing off their interactions with Greg the Gargoyle.
These three videos alone amassed over 1.2 million views and 70,000 likes.
Greg the Gargoyle
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Conspiracies
“You’d think they would offer me a makeover during all this construction. The bags under my eyes need to be covered up like the conspiracies here.”
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Airport Food
“Can somebody get me an Auntie Anne’s pretzel? I’ve been craving one for centuries!”
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End of the World
“Listen, when the world is ending, there’s no way they’re going to have room for me in the bunkers down there. I tried to reserve a spot between Betty White and Obama but Ellen Degeneres beat me to it. You have to take me with you. Protect me!”
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The Dating Game
“Hey, while your record me on your phone, do you think you could set up a Tinder account for me? Sitting here for thousands of years gets pretty lonely.”
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Secret Tunnels
“You know, there really are secret tunnels down there. They make for one heck of a game of hide-and-seek.”
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Dream Job
“I applied for a job at TSA, but they wound up just putting me here.”
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You Look Familiar
“Frank! Frank! Is that you? Aw, I’m sorry. I mistook you for another gargoyle. It happens.”
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Freemasons
“Those Freemasons really are like a fraternity. They branded that symbol of theirs on my backside. The hazing has to stop!”
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Unpaid Internship
“You want some insight on all the conspiracies here? Come a little closer. I’ll take you under my wing. HA!”